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Unacceptable again!

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I refuse to date any women that are social media influencers, content creators, TikTok celebrities, and use Only fans. Would this be seen as normal, or would I be going too far? Why?

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

Do married men know when their wives are having affairs?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I've played The Outer Worlds 2, and this Xbox RPG seriously improves on its predecessor in one big way - Windows Central

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How many trans people are lawful gun owners?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Do you think the beginning of movies is often better than the rest of the film? Is this a common opinion or do others share this view?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

So they tried

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Still no good

Just Forget it!

No go.

What exactly is the boundary men should follow while looking at girls so they don't call them perverts?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?

Thumbs down again.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

For those who were actually old enough to have experienced the 1970s and not for those who were born in the 70s. What were the pros and cons of that era?

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