What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 00:52

Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Why did Obito, a supposed "bad person," do good things for Kakashi?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
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Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How did you respond to, "Why do you love me"?
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
How do I get my body in shape?
—
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Do countries with free health care generally have co-pays or deductibles to discourage use?
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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