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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 00:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Why did Obito, a supposed "bad person," do good things for Kakashi?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Satellite Scanning the World’s Oceans Detects Elusive Phenomena Scientists Say Had "Been Hiding in Plain Sight - The Debrief

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How did you respond to, "Why do you love me"?

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

Dismantling CDC’s chronic disease center ‘looks pretty devastating’ to public health experts - statnews.com

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How do the Sola Scrptura folks react to the Dead Sea Scrolls and other more recent discoveries of ancient Biblical texts not among those canonized by Martin Luther?

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why am I tired all the time?

No way

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

How do I get my body in shape?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Do countries with free health care generally have co-pays or deductibles to discourage use?

So they tried

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The Best Of Roots Picnic Made Up For The Absolute Worst - HuffPost